Monday, September 29, 2008

September 27 Instant Video

Check out an excerpt of my 9/27/08 Instant Video! For more than just this excerpt, call or email Andrew! Go to www.studiomsv.net for more!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Are You On Twitter?

Here's why you should be.



My Twitter ID is "AndrewMSV"
See you online.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Nebuchadnezzer

I thought this was kind of cool...

In spite of the fact that i'm not a big Matrix fan. That is, I hate the Matrix trilogy. And I think this is a waste of money, energy and shelf space. In spite of all that, I think this is kind of cool...

If you live at home and are a big mouth-breathing nerd.




It's a big box of Matrix DVDs, in case you couldn't stand to watch it to the end.

Telemarketers

I know there are better ways to use my time, but for the last seven minutes, I had so much fun keeping a telemarketer on the phone, I think I would enjoy doing it again. If only I had the foresight to somehow audio record the conversation.

Obviously I won't be able to give you a transcript of the entire dialogue, but here are some excerpts of how this conversation transpired:

Marketer: Is this Mr. Andrew Hsu?
Me: Enjoy.
Marketer: Yes. Can I speak to Mr. Andrew Hsu?
Me: Enjoy your time.
Marketer: Yes, this is Tyra Forest of internetmarketers.com...
Me: dot net.
Marketer: No, sir, dot com.
Me: dot net. dot org. dot com.
Marketer: Yes, sir. Am I speaking to Mr. Andrew Hsu?
Me: Enjoy it. Are you Lorna?
Marketer: No, sir. I am Tyra.
Me: Tyra West?
Marketer: Tyra Forest from internetmarketers.com.
Me: Enjoy your time. Enjoy it.

This went on with slight variations for seven minutes. A few times she said - in as calm and polite a tone as she could muster - "for the last time, am I speaking with Mr. Andrew Hsu?" to which I would respond, "Last time. Last time was last time. Last time."

I have to give her credit. She kept her cool for the whole phone call. Even when she said she "didn't want to waste my time or hers", she said it in a nice way. Hers was certainly a fair assertion, so I responded with the equally fair assertion, "don't waste time. don't waste water."

I wonder if they'll call back soon.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Fogarty Winery Instant Video

Instant Video at Fogarty Winery in Woodside, CA

Champagne Prank

I got suckered.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Hotel Valencia Instant Video

Hotel Valencia ceremony + awesome bride and groom = this instant video. check it.