Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercials

Budweiser Real Men of Genius - the definitive guide.
I never knew there were so many Men of Genius.

Mr. Dishonest Cable Hooker Upper - "what're they gonna do? throw you in cable jail?"
Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member - "those pants are giant!"
Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts) - "you just said 'dootie'"
Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather-Outer - "nasty turd sandwich!"