Rosie O'Donnell is ghost

As I mentioned in the previous post, O'Donnell reports that she is unable to come to terms with ABC and will not be returning to The View next year.

Two things to note about this video:
1) She says that ABC wanted her for a three-year stint but she only wanted one. You might be able to convince me that Tesla's teleportation device really works before you convince me that ABC wanted this controversy and hate-mail magnet back on their show for three years. If anything, Rosie wanted one year and they wanted her gone yesterday. But since they have a contract with her that lasts through the rest of this season, they just decided not to renew.

2) I like how Rosie reports to her audience (was there even an audience? All I heard were crickets) that she's not returning and she has to holler out "HOWEVER..." as if she was expecting a chorus of sympathetic awws and disappointed boos. Instead, she was greeted with all the excitement you get when houseguests watch you pour water into a glass.



I'm sure this will not be the last of my Rosie O'Donnell posts, although we're that much closer to not posting about her rants on The View. Rejoice!