Your Pants are Worth Zero Dollars. Go Away.
Remember the case of the stupid lawyer/judge who sued a dry cleaners that lost his pants? He wanted $65,000,000.00 or something as compensation. Maybe his pants were lined with the gold and a special cosmic dust that allows those who breathe it turn into Michael Jordan. I don't know.
Anyway, the verdict is in:
Plaintif gets $0 and 0 cents.
"A reasonable consumer would not interpret 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' to mean that a merchant is required to satisfy a customer's unreasonable demands," the judge wrote.
Duh, Loser!
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