Now We Can't Use Hydroelectric Power Either?!

According to this article coming out of Australia, dams cause global warming too. Let's recap:
No nuclear power.
No coal.
No oil.
No cows or moose. *stinky methane gasses cause global warming, you know?*
No windmills (those poor birds!)
Only one square of toilet paper.
And now, no hydroelectic dams.

"Often it's accepted that hydropower is a climate friendly technology but in fact probably all reservoirs around the world emit greenhouse gases and some of them, especially some of the ones in the tropics, emit very high quantities of greenhouse gases even comparable to, in some cases even much worse than, fossil fuels like coal and gas," Mr McCully said.

Let's just rub our hands together to stay warm, I guess.