Danger: Comedy Club *Farce* Ahead

The incident where Pauly Shore got laid out by a right cross - a fantasy thought to have come true for many - turns out to be staged.
The Odessa police released this document (thanks, TMZ.com) explaining what happened.
The officer who hauled off the big-hatted, thick-torsoed assailant had "met with Mr. Shore prior to the set, and was asked to participate in the skit."

Shore seems pretty desperate for attention. Congratulations, "Mr. Shore", you are once again the biggest jerk in the room.