Sunday, November 27, 2005

Hasad, Salat, and the N.Y. Football Giants


Khalid Hasan, the Washington correspondent of Daily Times and the special correspondent of Associated Press of Pakistan in Washington D.C., had written an article regarding the travestied mishandling of the Muslim Prayer Room situation at Giants Stadium in New Jersey.

If you're not familiar with the story, the gist of it is that there were five Muslim men loitering around an air duct at Giants Stadium and they were arrested because of their suspicious behavior during the second quarter of the Saints/Giants match-up. The men claimed to be praying. They were eventually released and now they are crying racial profiling.

Anyway, Hasan wrote this article in response to the events:

"WASHINGTON: Praying in public may have become a high-risk activity for a Muslim in America, going by what happened in New York recently.

Halfway through the second quarter of a football game between the New York Giants and New Orleans Saints, FBI agents swooped on five Muslims who were offering namaz near a ventilation duct in the Giants Stadium, handcuffed them and took them away. The FBI had been alerted by stadium security guards who felt that the five men may be engaged in some illegal or suspicious activity. The men were taken in custody but later released without charge – but no apology – when the FBI realised that all they were doing was offering their prayers at the time due.
Twenty-seven year old Sami Shaban, a law student, told the New York Daily News: “No matter where we are, we stop and pray.” He and four of his friends, all Giants fans, complained that they had been racially profiled. An FBI spokesman denied the allegation, saying, “It was where they were, not what they were doing.”

The story has had a happy ending in the sense that authorities at Giants Stadium have decided to create special prayer areas."


There are so many things wrong with Hasan's article I don't even know where to start.

Firstly, the headline reads, "Praying in public high risk activity for Muslims". I wonder if Hasan would rather not write a more accurate article entitled "Not being Muslim high risk activity for non-Muslims". I don't even need to start in with references of beheadings, car bombs, wedding explosions, suicide bombers, mosque explosions and airliners as projectiles for people to know it's a much riskier thing to be American and oppose Muslim extremists than it is for a Muslim to pray in America.

Secondly, what's so happy about an ending that appeases the very people who are hell bent on destroying our way of life? Why did the Giants Organization feel pressured to offer prayer rooms to Muslims when they did nothing wrong? I wonder if there is a chapel on site for Christians to do their devotions. Maybe there are a set of confessionals and an onsite priest to receive those devout Catholics who feel bad for eating two too many bratwursts from the concession stand.

So why is Hasan's take on the situation off base? Because Hasan painted a picture of the stadium security as the guilty party, and of the five Muslims as the victims. Let's take a look at the facts to examine whether the authorities acted correctly in this case.

  • President Bush Senior was in attendance at the game that night. You had better believe that security was heightened. I would hope that security officers would detain ANYBODY doing ANYTHING suspicious in these areas. Imagine if there really were terrorists introducing a toxic agent into the food and air supply and dozens of people died and hundreds were hospitalized including President Bush Sr.. How much ire would the security guards receive if it came out that they didn't stop the folks that they saw hanging around the air ducts because they were afraid to be labeled racial profilers?

  • The men were in a sensitive area where there was a central air intake duct and near where food preparations take place. Isn't this case the very definition of heightened security? When security is tightened or security awareness heightened, many innocent people will get inconvenienced. That's just the way it is and in the world we live in today, these inconveniences will continue to expand.

  • The men claim to be practicing their Salat (prayer). Muslims are required to pray five times a day; at waking, at noon, at mid afternoon, at sundown and when they retire.) Twenty-seven year old Sami Shaban, a law student, told the New York Daily News: “No matter where we are, we stop and pray.” That seems real devout. It seems like convenience is not a luxury they provide themselves and that they will exercise namaz (prayer) whenever it is time. The problem is, depending on which report you read, the men were praying early in the first quarter, during the second quarter or at halftime for a game that started at 7:30pm. According to the Five Pillars of Faith, the Salat is to be performed five times a day at waking, at noon, at mid-afternoon, at sundown, and before retiring. So which prayer were they performing at 8-9pm? I thought they were so devout they "pray everywhere"

  • They were not profiled because of their nationality or because of their appearance as Mostafa Khalifa, one of the men detained, claims. "Let's be real here, if anybody with my description even scratches their ear, people get nervous," said Khalifa, 27, who, like Shaban, wears a long beard. The truth is, if it were an African American man doing the same thing at the same place, he would also have been detained. If it were an Asian man doing the same thing at the same place, he would also have been detained. If it were a WHITE MAN doing the same thing at the same place, he would also have been detained. There was no racial profiling going on unless you want to call the recognition of high-risk behavior profiling. (As if a security guard who stops a man wearing a ski mask from entering the bank would be called a facial-wear profiler.)

  • They were not religiously profiled as another article says that the men claimed they were. As I said, the incident had nothing to do with race or religious behavior. The men were detained because they were doing suspicious things in a sensitive area. Period. It could have been a group of Japanese women with suitcases and toolboxes and they would have been detained as well. Japanese women don't fit any particular terrorist profile, but the combination of their suspicious activity and the area in which they were performing these activities make them subject to detention.

  • At any rate, it wasn’t security that spotted them and detained them, it was people who saw the suspicious behavior and reported it. I thought we have all been called to report suspicious behavior for the safety of everyone around us. That's what we've been told over and over again at BART stations, airports, and anyplace else that large numbers of people congregate. Steven Siegel, spokesman for the FBI said, "This was a routine, precautionary law enforcement action. The number one priority of the FBI is to prevent future terrorist attacks, and we ask people to report what they consider to be suspicious behavior when they see it. It turned out to be just a group of gentlemen congregating in an area where the public doesn't normally go," The five Muslim men were confronted back at their seats after they had left the air duct area and were taken for questioning.

The bottom line about profiling is, we all have to do get inconvenienced because of security concerns. (Just think of the airports, for example.) It's just that when the rest of us get inconvenienced, we don't cry, "racial profiling!" because we don't fit the profile. Eventually, someone who does fit the profile will get inconvenienced and then they complain of getting profiled. What should we do? Do some sort of reverse profiling where anyone that fits the profile gets an automatic pass? That wouldn't work either because by profiling those you want to give a free pass to by seeing if they fit the profile, you have just racially profiled again!

And as far as the Giants Organization is concerned, I think they've made a big mistake by bowing to the pressures of various Rights Groups. What happened was an issue of safety and security. A better response would have been to install security cameras and to further restrict sensitive areas from fans. (The area where the five men were praying has already been fenced off.) To respond by installing prayer rooms, in effect, admits fault on some level regarding religious or racial profiling.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Light Field Photography


When I was in Junior High I thought about various types of cool 'future technologies'. Technologies like guns that can shoot controllable bullets—allowing soldiers to hit their mark in one shot every time; microchips with the worlds music database implanted directly to the part of your brain that hears sound this technology—allowing people to hear any song they want at any time without really "hearing" anything at all; and other fantastic technologies.

I also wondered if there was a way to take a single photograph and still be able to change the depth of field after the photo has already been taken. It was more of a science fiction idea at the time but now, it's a reality.

Stanford University Computer Science students have come up with a new technology that will surely change the way still photography is taken in the future.

Light field photography allows you to create REFOCUSABLE PHOTOGRAPHY. That's right. Take a picture of an in-focus plant in the foreground and buildings and people out-of-focus in the background. Then manipulate the image to focus on the people and then later focus on the buildings.

It's amazing and has to be seen to be believed.

Click here to see the article.

The Four Word Film Review

If you are like me, you love movies. If you are like me, you don't like movies being ruined for you by wordy reviews.

Well, here is a website that I found where users summarize movies for you with a four-word review and an icon depicting how good they thought the movie was.

Check it out at The Four Word Film Review

Friday, November 25, 2005

NBC's Act of Sedition


An episode of NBC's action drama series "E-Ring". This episode, which aired last Wednesday, November 23, 2005, portrayed a "radical Christian group' taking over a mosque and holding its members hostage. Here is the official episode summary from NBC.com

Delta Does Detroit

JT AND HIS TEAM FACE TERRORISM ON OUR OWN SOIL - JT (Benjamin Bratt) and a Special Ops team are dispatched to Detroit where a radical Christian group takes over a mosque and keeps its members hostage. JT must balance how much he is able to assist in saving lives with the law which requires that the FBI deal with the situation on their own. Also starring Dennis Hopper, Aunjanue Ellis, Kelly Rutherford. TV-14


Here is an excerpt from The Religion of Peace website:

In the real world, of course, Muslims are the ones staging deadly attacks not only on churches and synagogues, but also rival mosques. On the very day that the NBC episode aired - November 16th - Islamic terrorists managed to kill Buddhists, shiites, Sunnis, Christians and Hindus in separate terror attacks - and it wasn't even a particularly eventful day (other than the fact that they somehow overlooked the Jews).

As for the "Christian radicals"…(deep yawn)… we did a Web search for the whole year and couldn't find even a single fatality linked to such an extremist group on the entire planet. An American mosque apparently has about the same chance of suffering a deadly invasion by "Christian radicals" as it does being swallowed by a giant lizard - which might make for a more credible E-ring scenario the next time around.


(Read the Full Article Here)

I have to ask the question; without backsliding into the negative aspects of what we consider the a "dark chapter of American history", the McCarthy Era, would something like this episode of E-Ring ever seen the light of day back in the Cold War when Americans united against a common enemy? Would a radio show aimed at creating fictional characters who killed German babies have aired back in World War II?

What is it about today's media that not only allows such incisive, blatantly misleading, Anti-American drivel to hit the airwaves but also inspires producers to create it in the first place? If I had my way, the producers of this episode of E-Ring would be brought up on charges of sedition for causing aid and comfort to the enemy.

The Sedition Act of 1918 has a distinct relevance for today's War in Iraq as well as our global War on Terror. Doesn't this excerpt from the Sedition Act seem apt for our friends over at NBC?

Whoever, when the United States is at war, shall willfully make or convey false reports or false statements with intent to...promote the success of its enemies, or shall willfully make or convey false reports or false statements,...and whoever shall by word or act support or favor the cause of any country with which the United States is at war or by word or act oppose the cause of the United States therein, shall be punished by a fine of not more than $10,000 or the imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both...

Read the full text here.

It's my estimation that there is a culture of Hate America as distinct as the stench of rotting meat emanating from Hollywood and the leftist media at large and that these types of shows and the message contained therein will only grow more and more prolific until the Anti-American sentiment fills every courtroom, classroom, television, radio and news article and our great Nation, founded on the principles enumerated in the Christian Bible, is reduced to a heap of Socialist reformers bent on the homogenization of cultures and religions and the obliteration of Christian faith and American values.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Backlog Blog (Part IV)

I'm staying up late tonight to finish the Woo/Tsui Wedding. It's been going really well so far. I zipped through editing the bridal prep, then bridal "door games", then tea ceremony, then other tea ceremony, then lunch, then bridal prep again, then pre-ceremony, and then ceremony.

Now I must finish the post-ceremony, photo shoot, cocktails, and then reception. The reception will entail (in no particular order): cake cutting, first dance, games, slideshow, bouquet/garter toss, father/daughter dance, mother/son dance, and open dance floor.

Hopefully the rest will go smoothly. I would really like to finish this edit tonight since I'm pretty much out of the house all day and night Sunday and won't be home 'til late. I promised my clients that I would drop off their DVDs on Monday.

Wish me luck! (Better yet; pray for me!)

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Stuff+Cats=Awesome


Do you love cats?
I would venture to say that ALL cat owners love cats…( love to torture cats, that is.)

Check out this hilarious website.
Stuff On My Cat

Enjoy.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

To Be Seen by Men

In Matthew 6:4-6, Jesus said, "And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly."

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

White Christmas

On November 12 I went to watch my brother perform in Irving Berlin's White Christmas at the Orpheum Theater in San Francisco.

My brother, Alex Hsu—you can see his White Christmas Blog here—was quite good. As an ensemble cast member, he has to know way more dance numbers than any of the stars of the show and it seems the ensemble generally has to go through a much more grueling routine from curtain to encore than the headliners and yet the stars get the acclaim.

The musical was quite enjoyable though the script seemed a little flat with only a handful of minor "blips" of good humor and the musical dance numbers to carry the audience through the show. Character development was about what you would expect in a production like this and in general there were more scene-stealers than usual (Ezekiel, Martha Watson, the Dance Captain, and Susan Waverly all come to mind), which makes for a livelier show, I think.

One oddity was the fact that my brother was the only minority in the entire cast. The story, set in 1954 Vermont, precludes the casting of an inordinate amount of minorities but it was somewhat strange to see a singular "Chinaman" prancing about on stage when even the very title of the musical evokes images of total "paysage blanc". On the same topic, I think my brother was better than some of the other members of the ensemble but was relegated to the back row (traditionally reserved for those dancers good enough to make the troupe but not good enough for "front and center".) I don't think it's because he's a minority in the sense that the director or dance captain is racist, but I do think it's because he's a minority in a play that takes place in the whitest of white settings.

Anyway, if you are looking for a good night out (or in our case late-afternoon-matinee out) on the town, please do check out White Christmas!

By the bye, does anyone know if the phrase "front and center" originated from theater or from the military? I'd like to know.

Backlog Blog (Part III)


Well, I finally finished what I consider the Bane of My Editorial Existence: The Castillo/Paras Wedding.

Monica is a vocalist for the girl voice group OneVo1ce and Ray met her when he used to work security for the band. Monica and Ray have been nothing but pleasant and Monica would easily be one of the most beautiful brides that I have shot—but that's the thing—I didn't shoot this wedding and that's why it's been so difficult to edit!

This wedding represents the first double-booking that I've ever arranged and I sent two shooters up to Vallejo to cover the event while I was shooting another. The footage was decent. Very workable and for the most part—about 90%--technically sound. But the lead cameraman on that shoot (who has since become my best shooter) lacked a certain artistic flare that made the footage I received somewhat bland.

There was also an audio glitch from one of the two Sony VX2000s that they used. It's the same error that I first encountered with another Sony camcorder (TRV-11) years ago on my friends Kerman and Michelle's wedding. Something is up with Sony's camcorder audio.

At any rate, I've finally finished the edit and I am excited to show the final product. I think it is actually pretty good for what I had to work with but I'll know for sure when I get feedback from my clients!

Now I'm on to edit the Woo/Tsui wedding as well as re-encoding the Windom/Rowley wedding and making a short highlight memorial video for one dearly departed Jason Liao, the best man for the Yeh/Suh wedding.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Do Not Call

Yesterday, November 10, cell phone numbers were released to telemarketers, allowing them to call your cell phone and use up your minutes on telemarketing sales calls!

Register your cell phone and any other phone number you do not want to get sales calls on at the National Do Not Call Registration website.

Simply go to http://www.donotcall.gov/ to have your number registered. Click on the "register a phone number" on the left-hand column. It takes two minutes and lasts five years.

Hell is Too Good

Ah, the Religion of Peace!

Sometimes I read about car bombs and suicide bombings and juxtapose those deplorable acts of hatred and violence and the cowardly men responsible for them with the moniker assigned to their religion—"Religion of Peace"—and the irony is so blunt I have contusions on my forehead just from thinking about it!

Sometimes I have to just laugh to keep my head from spinning.

But not this time. No laughing here. Hell is too good for these sickos.

Here is an excerpt from an article from the BBC. (This is stuff America's leftist mainstream media doesn't report):


Three girls have been beheaded and another badly injured as they walked to a Christian school in Indonesia.

They were walking through a cocoa plantation near the city of Poso in central Sulawesi province when they were attacked.

This is an area that has a long history of religious violence between Muslims and Christians.

A government-brokered truce has only partially succeeded in reducing the number of incidents in recent years.

Police say the heads were found some distance from the bodies. It is unclear what was behind the attack, but the girls attended a private Christian school and one of the heads was left outside a church leading to speculation that it might have had a religious motive.


Read the rest here

The good news is that the men responsible seem to have been caught.
Click here for the update on the perpetrators.

EXTREME CAUTION
Here is a GRAPHIC picture of one of the poor victims of this senseless crime.
Click here to know what your enemy is capable of.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Song Writer

Here is a song that I wrote with my kids on the way home from picking them up from school today. Click here to hear the tune and sing along to the verses:

Verse 1
I like to play with my slinky
I like the garbage 'cuz it's stinky
When I close one eye I get winky
And then I close my head.

Verse 2
I parked my car on mommy's side
Because her car is real wide
When I got in trouble I cried
And then I close my head

[The music was quickly and simply composed with Fruity Loops 3.4]

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Estoy Soy Boy

In 1988, two French-Vietnamese black guys, Roger and Stewart Nguyen visited the California State Capital to denounce the misuse of various soy sauces on steamed white rice in the state's "Chinese" restaurants.

The two men, brothers by marriage and by blood, happened to be identical twins with distinguishing features: Roger had a patch over his left eye, Stewart, a patch over his right. "Ol' Lefty," as Roger, the brother with the patch over his left eye was aptly named, was, naturally, left behind in a hotel-turned-bunker when their parents evacuated Ho Chi Minh City in 1976 when the Communist Party ousted the Socialist Republic of Vietnam.

How the two brothers became reunited is a heart-warming tale involving an American Marine, a dozen fragrant nosegays, and a down-and-out vampire/bat. It is also a tale to be told at another time. Specifically, when there are no sharp objects in the immediate vicinity.

The Nguyen Bros. (that's "bruthas" not "brothers") petitioned for an opportunity to address the State Assembly in an upcoming general meeting but their petitions were consistently filibustered and filed to the bottom of the stack. This went on until the summer of 1993, the same year that foreign soy sauces were banned from import into California and a new social movement whose slogan was "foreign soy sauce brings no joy, boss" and backed largely by California's agricultural workers was taking place.

The coincidence was not lost on the Nguyen Bros. It was clear that the Assembly took this opportunity to hear the Nguyen Bros. because their message would sound impotent and downright anti-Californian in light of the fact that only California-grown soy sauces were being used in the state. But this did not deter the Nguyen Bros. from speaking their mind because California soy sauce trees produce sauces that are notoriously light in flavor and always require thawing before use – also not good for steamed rice.

When the Nguyen Bros. were finally invited to the General Assembly to make their proposition on August 9, 1993 they were greeted with stern boos and hisses and not a trace of a mildly enthusiastic hazzah was to be heard within 20 miles. Although the American Society for International Chants Hazzah and More was holding their bi-monthly potluck in the nearby southwardly city, Stockton, just 21 miles away and their shouts of hazzah could be heard and ironically served as a distraction more than a spirit-lifting encouragement.

It is well-documented history, what happened to the Nguyen Bros. after the speech they gave that fateful Monday and it would be redundant to repeat it here. Obviously, the results of the Assembly meeting and subsequent Proposition 789 have affected every Californian's life since the legislation was penned. Soy sauce trees and vampires/bats have never been viewed in the same way since.

I suppose we can all look high into the heavens and reflect on the Nguyen Bros. and their absence from said heavens every time we eat soy sauce on anything other than the bitterest of bitter melon and exclaim the sweetest of Sweet Jeezus's! from now on until the passage of eternity.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Andrew_Hsu@Budweiser.com

How many email addresses is too many? How many is not enough? I think I have the answer. Read on.

I currently have… let's see… (gmail, yahoo!, aol, work) a total of four email addresses. I only use two.

So, is this too many or is it not enough? Well, here's my answer:

I signed myself up for a new email account: Andrew_Hsu@Budweiser.com
If you have a Budweiser.com email address you have too many email addresses.
If you don’t have a Budweiser.com email address you don’t have enough and you need to get one!

Click here to register for your own.

By the way, don't ever email me anything you intend for me to read to the Budweiser.com address. I just got it for novelty's sake and I will never, ever check it.

Monday, November 07, 2005

French Riot Control - Andrew's Way

Why can the French officials not put a stop to the ridiculous riots? It took them eleven nights of continuous rioting to declare a curfew.

As far as I can tell, even the most basic riot control methods haven't been used yet. That is, the use of dogs, horseback riot police, high-pressure water cannons, salt-pellet guns, rubber-bullet shotguns, teargas, and good-ol' fashioned billy clubs or nightsticks.

Somewhere in here there is a joke about the French and their cowardly ways, but it's just too obvious.

I don't know what the delay to take action has been, but just off the top of my uneducated mind, here's what I would have done:

Night one: Establish sundown curfew. Anyone caught loitering after sundown will be arrested and detained for 48 hours. Offer rewards to those who will turn over rioters and law-breakers. This will cause instability amongst the groups themselves. If this proved ineffective, then…

Night two: Cordon off the troublesome neighborhoods then send in Gendarmie Nationale to guard the streets in armored vehicles. Shut off electricity and gas to the troublesome neighborhoods. Use loudspeakers to re-enforce the curfew as well as any other "soothing" propaganda message such as, "Pour vos propres sans risque, restez dans vos maisons. Votre conformité sera recompense. Le manque de conformité sera rencontré la force mortelle." ("For your own safely, please stay in your homes. Your compliance will be rewarded. Non-compliance will be met with lethal force.")

Make it clear that electricity and gas will only be restored after the rioting stops.

Meanwhile, drop leaflets or use loudspeakers to give notice that if rioting continues, there will be a door-to-door sweep to arrest all men ages 16-40. If this proved ineffective, then…

Night three: Sweep the neighborhoods. Detain anyone all males aged 16-40 for a period of no less than 48 hours. Release them in groups of 40-50 at intervals of 6-10 hours at a time.

Maybe I've read too many comic books or have watched too many movies and that's why I think something like this would work, but what I do know is waiting until Riots: Day Eleven to announce a curfew is just plain "sitting-on-your-hands".

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Flu

I had some sort of stomach flu starting Friday until now. I'm feeling a little better and am about to eat something for the first time in about 30 hours.
I've been vomiting and have had… err… the runs (other terms for diarrhea.).

There's a scene in Zoolander where Maury Ballstein said "it stings more than an anal fissure." Well, I can't remember what he was referring to but whatever it was, I only have one thing to say in response: I doubt it.

Friday, November 04, 2005

T.A.O.M.E. (Part I)

Well, as promised, I ran out and bought a copy of The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman. I've yet to crack open the cover, though. In part because I haven't had the time today to read for an extended period of time and in part because the jacket sleeve enveloping the hard-cover book was pretty good reading already. This bloke is so random. Here's a sampling (just from the jacket!)

"The almanac that contains no weather information and, once placed on your shelf, will secretly replace all the neighboring books with its own text"

What?!
And…

"I say 'good evening', though of course I don't know what time it is where you are. This is one of the defining sorrows of books; that we cannot see one another.
Of course it might have been different had my Publisher inserted the camera I designed to fit snugly in the spine of this book and spy on you. But this was determined to be 'too expensive' and 'too illegal' and so we are left once again to our imagination."

What the heck?
And…

"Our best wishes to you for bringing more laughter into the world." – peter H. Gilmore, High Priest, Church of Satan

Yikes!

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the complete randomness that this tome will assuredly bring.

I will keep you posted.

I Don't Even Know Him, But...

The work new articles written by Sebastian Rotella of the Los Angeles Times based in the French bureau is a prime example of what I call "journalistic activism."

In the wake of so much protest against "judicial activism" where supposedly impartial judges defer the task of interpreting law from a politically neutral position to pursue indoctrination of their own political and moral agendas through rulings from the bench.

I will not get into a debate regarding Right and the Left on the issue of judicial activism, but point out that our countries "journalists" are committing the same misapplication of their duties.
Sebastian Rotella, in an article covering the Paris riots, all but declares himself an Islamic sympathizer by using ridiculously soft euphemisms to describe the criminals who are perpetrating riots.


Rotella: "With clashes ongoing in largely Muslim suburbs of Paris, officials deploy 1,000 police in hopes of reining in restive Arab and African youths."

"Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin held emergency meetings aimed at avoiding a crisis that the French have feared for years: large-scale disturbances in restive slums where youths of African and Arab descent feel rage against society."


"Restive" youths? "Restive" slums? As if somehow these rioters are not the instigators of the violence that has gone on in massive scale for eight days. Oh yes, they are the oppressed, the righteously indignant! They have a right to rebel and burn down shops in their own neighborhood. That's the spirit of independence taking hold in France, not insurrection and anarchy.


Rotella: "Nonetheless, police said there were not as many violent clashes as the previous night, when hundreds of young men rampaged in 20 working-class
communities that are a few miles north of the Paris city limits but a world away from the capital's glittering tourist attractions."

Sebastian, please just report the news. We don't need your smug, "working class" moral superiority injected into every paragraph you write. What do you mean "a world away form the capital's glittering tourist attractions"? Is this journalism or poetry? As if "a world away" was some sort of measurable distance. Well, I suppose the measure you are trying to imply is that the snooty Parisians are benevolently unaware of the riots in some revisionist Marie Antoinette sort of way. Please just report the facts and save the social commentary for the Op-Ed columns.


Rotella: "Violent disturbances are nothing new in the bleak public housing projects on the urban periphery, where intelligence officials say that the two most powerful social forces are the drug underworld and Islamic activism. Even minor incidents pitting police against youths periodically set off arson attacks on cars and assaults on symbols of the state: postal workers, firefighters, day-care centers."

"Islamic activism"? Is that the new and catchy politically correct terminology for terrorism? Somehow the "bleak public housing" and the "drug underworld" are the culprits here: because they youth are surrounded by hopelessness and bleakness, they have an increased propensity toward "violent disturbances". It's liberal socialist policy sneaking its way into reporting. Who are the drug lords and Islamo-fascists? The bleak buildings or the violent, unruly youth, I wonder?



Rotella: "Although Islamic extremism is seen as a serious problem in some of the affected neighborhoods, there is no indication that fundamentalist leaders have encouraged the unrest…"

In other words, if they don't encourage it, they're not condoning it, right? Just like if I don't encourage my son to be violent toward his sister and he smashes her face with a soda can it's not my responsibility. I didn't tell him to do it but I didn't tell him to stop either. I'm just an innocent bystander with no responsibility whatsoever. The Muslim community and its leaders haven't "encouraged the unrest" so they've done their part, I guess.


Rotella: "Despite France's extensive social welfare programs and emphasis on civil rights, the weeklong tumult reiterates the persistent difficulties of integrating a predominantly Muslim minority beset by unemployment, crime and identity crisis.'There's a gap between what the politicians say and reality,' said Abd al Malik, a writer and rap artist who grew up in a housing project after his parents emigrated from the Republic of Congo. 'Even the most banal incident can be a trigger because people are so frustrated. They are told this is their home, but they don't feel it is their home. 'The government has to convince them that the Republic accepts them, that they are French. There has to be a real profound effort, because this has the potential to become really dramatic.'"

Wait a minute. Don't the immigrants have a responsibility to uphold the laws of the republic they have chosen to reside in? Where is their sense of social responsibility and their sense of community? Is it any wonder that the government has a hard time opening their arms if there is constant anti-government undertones to all of the violence that takes place? Didn't the thugs just burn down 20 townships? Why would I welcome someone into my home if after they enter my house they burn all my furniture? Why doesn't Rotella report on the fault that lies on the shoulders of the terrorists who are torching the friggin' city?

In another article dating back to March of 2002, Rotella outlines a supposed wiretap of Al Qaeda operatives that could have revealed the plans to attack the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11. But in this article, Rotella consistently reports on the alleged transcripts of the wiretaps and the resulting failings of our intelligence gathering communities as factual events. But when it comes to the subject matter of the intelligence gathered (i.e., names of terrorists, their whereabouts and their illicit actions), Rotella keeps using the term "allegedly".


Rotella: "...he allegedly commanded a network that specialized in providing forged documents."

"He allegedly had close ties to Ayman Zawahiri, the Egyptian considered Bin Laden's second in command..."

"Abdulrahman allegedly has ties to Al Qaeda and 'was identified by nowledgeable foreign sources as chief of a Yemeni political security organization, which provided ogistical assistance and intelligence to the Egyptian terrorist group Al Jihad,...'"


Why is Rotella constantly deflecting blame from the terrorists for their illegal, murderous acts?

It is interesting that a third-party, non-partisan website whose purpose is to give an avenue for political and journalistic figures to voice their position on the War in Iraq called, "U.S.-Iraq ProCon" rates Rotella as a "one star" on their credibility scale. A two-star is defined as "national and international mainstream publications which present unbiased reporting, such as media news (television, radio, internet) and non-profits whose reporting can generally be considered unbiased" and Rotella didn't make the cut.

And even after Rotella has published a book outlining his investigative journalism into Mexican/U.S. border politics and the illegal underworld thereabouts? Surely after publishing a book he would gain some semblance of credibility. No? What about after winning the Columbia School of Journalism's Cabot Award for Excellence in Latin American reporting? Not even then?

Rotella reports from his politics instead of from the facts. In describing Jean-Marie Le Pen, a conservative French presidential candidate, for an article he wrote for the Times in 2002, Rotella wrote "Le Pen, pugnacious 73-year-old ex-paratrooper…" Since when did pugnacity become a political platform upon which you could unequivocally report? How is this responsible journalism?

Look, I don’t even know this guy. I just read an article in the Google news headlines and red flags starting going up all over the place. Then I searched the web a little to find out more about this guy's politics and it became clear that he is a textbook case of Journalistic Activism.

Report the news, Sebastian, not your opinions. If you want to report on your opinions, book yourself on Oprah. Or better yet, find a job at the L.A. Times. Oh,… right. My bad.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Comic Genius, no, not me.

There's this humorist named John Hodgman who is brilliant at cracking people up. People with a particular sense of humor, that is.

I saw his work first in last month's Gentleman's Quarterly (October 2005; pages 212-215 where two pages are ads) in an article excerpting and, in effect, advertising his new book, "The Areas of My Expertise" which should already be on the bookstands. (I will soon hereafter drive to the nearest bookseller conglomerate superstore slash coffee house and purchase a copy, read it cover to cover, and report on it for your pleasure.)

In the article in question, he lists a series of 44 hobo names, of which, it is supposed, there is one suitable for naming your next child. Some of the names had me furrowing my brow, many others have elicited a hearty guffaw.

Here are a few for your enjoyment.


Boxcar Ted
Boxcar Mick
Dr. Bill the Boxcar Medic
Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli
Boxcar Aldous Huxley
JR Lintstockings
Cleats Onionpocket
Deformed Abe
Commodore 64
Nick Nolte
Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eybrows
49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-phobe

and many more!

Visit
this site for more hilarity and fun. You can play the part of the straight-man while Hodgman plays the part of comic genius.

Will the Real (smart) Andrew Hsu Please Stand Up?

There's this Chinese child prodigy nerd named Andrew Hsu that makes me so mad. (And when I say "mad" I mean "jealous".)

From what I can tell, he seems like kind of a dork so that makes me feel a little better, but apparently this kid got his BA at age 14 and a PhD before he was 18. Anyway, here's his site: http://www.andrewhsu.com/

(friggin' kid stole my url… rr)

Caf-fiend

A woman recently called me on my work phone and asked to speak to me. I replied that I was indeed he whom she sought.

After the initial pleasantries, she revealed that she was a buyer (or was it seller?) at a winery up in Napa some place and that she had heard I was interested in purchasing excellent vintage wines. She hinted at my purchasing a few cases.

I asked her where she got my name and she insisted on being vague. "Someone told me that you were a wine connoisseur and that you would be interested in buying some excellent wine, " she remarked. Strange.

When I told her she was way off base and that I don't even drink wine she seemed a little incredulous. As if her mysterious source was more reliable when it came to information about my drinking habits than I.

"So what DO you drink then?" she asked sarcastically.
"Rockstar"
"[laughter] Oh I guess there's been some mistake"
"I'll say," I didn't say.

So, as I thought about the amount of Rockstar I actually drink (about 4-5 cans a week) I felt as I might be engaging in a habit or ritual that was categorically bad for my health. I haven't read any nutritional labels or anything, but I doubt there are very many redeeming ingredients in Rockstar that I could name to justify the rate of consumption.

Anyway, I found this website which is pretty cool. It lets you index the exact quantity of a particular caffeinated soft drink you would need to consume before you died from it. Not necessarily the most useful information one can find on the 'Net, but hey, if every website was Wikipedia, you'd be bored to tears of the Internet.

Here are some of my results (based on my 165 lbs body weight.)

Amount of Andrew's favorite drinks required to kill him:
22.52 cups of Starbucks Grande Drip (with room, please)
75.08 cans of Rockstar
79.87 cans of Full Throttle
140.77 cans of Red Bull
160.88 cups of Starbucks Grande Soy Almond No Foam Latte
207.75 cans of Mountain Dew
250.25 cans of Diet Coke
281.53 bottles of Arizona Green Tea
296.35 cans of Pepsi or Wild Cherry Pepsi
331.21 cans of Cherry Coke
511.88 cans of Barq's Root Beer

Apparently, Rockstar has only 6.25mg of caffeine per liquid ounce. That's not too bad if you compare it to a Starbucks Grande Coffee that has 31.25mg/oz in a 16oz serving. Espresso is up to 50mg/oz in a typically 2-ounce serving. That's 100mg of caffeine straight up!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Backlog Blog (Part II)

I've just completed another wedding video and printed up the discs and DVD sleeves and so forth. That's usually the part I hate the most besides editing the toasts and speeches. Luckily this wedding's speech, given by the FOG (father of the groom) was light on the alcohol and heavy on the brevity.

Anyway, now that I'm only eight backlogged*—down from the previous nine—and since I didn't have a wedding to add to my list this weekend, I feel like I'm actually making progress.

*I define "backlog" differently than other videogs. I'm mainly referring to movies that are past their promised delivery date and not videos that are in the queue. If I were to reference the queue, the previously stated number "8" would more than double to "19".

Here is a picture of what the new printed disc looks like versus the old. I think the new one denies me the opportunity to establish a brand consciousness amongst my brides' families and friends, but hopefully they'll just plain like it better. (And subsequently brag about it more.)

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Salon Selective

If you are looking for a place to get your hair cut or styled, avoid salons that have names or policies that use any of these 12 phrases.

  1. Flamethrower

  2. Zyclone B

  3. Eyeless Smitty's

  4. Do not feed the animals

  5. Scalpless

  6. and Tattos

  7. 18 years and older

  8. Do-It-Yourself

  9. Tetanus shots

  10. 80's

  11. Colored Folks

  12. Happy Hour

When is New Year's?

It's 12:09am, November 1, 2005. That means it's the Celtic New Year or something or other. That's all well and good but if you're going to celebrate that New Year day by getting a day off, like some modern-day witches are getting, then you should not be getting January First off also.

Likewise, if you are getting Chinese New Year off, you shouldn't be getting January 1st. Rosh Hashanah? Cool. No January 1st for you. Pick a New Year's day and stick with it. You don't get to play the field.

That's my opinion.