Will the Real (smart) Andrew Hsu Please Stand Up?

There's this Chinese child prodigy nerd named Andrew Hsu that makes me so mad. (And when I say "mad" I mean "jealous".)

From what I can tell, he seems like kind of a dork so that makes me feel a little better, but apparently this kid got his BA at age 14 and a PhD before he was 18. Anyway, here's his site: http://www.andrewhsu.com/

(friggin' kid stole my url… rr)