When is New Year's?

It's 12:09am, November 1, 2005. That means it's the Celtic New Year or something or other. That's all well and good but if you're going to celebrate that New Year day by getting a day off, like some modern-day witches are getting, then you should not be getting January First off also.

Likewise, if you are getting Chinese New Year off, you shouldn't be getting January 1st. Rosh Hashanah? Cool. No January 1st for you. Pick a New Year's day and stick with it. You don't get to play the field.

That's my opinion.