Flu

I had some sort of stomach flu starting Friday until now. I'm feeling a little better and am about to eat something for the first time in about 30 hours.
I've been vomiting and have had… err… the runs (other terms for diarrhea.).

There's a scene in Zoolander where Maury Ballstein said "it stings more than an anal fissure." Well, I can't remember what he was referring to but whatever it was, I only have one thing to say in response: I doubt it.